With summer swiftly arriving and us coming into the office more frequently, we needed a refresher on back-to-office etiquette.
So this little green witch volunteered herself for this task – mostly because no one wants to talk about these things in the workplace. Here is my list of back-to-office checklist.
- Don’t squeeze into crowded lifts. Wait for the next one people. It’s seconds away.
- Don’t approach people with arms outstretched for hugs. Apart from HR advising against workplace touchings, have we learnt nothing from the pandemic?
- Use your inside voice while on calls. No need to broadcast – we can hear you. And please don’t stand behind someone on a Teams call and chat with your buddy. Yes, we know you are excited to see them, but meander to the kitchen to show your enthusiasm for your colleague. Also, don’t form groups of 3-4 people and stroll the floors laughing talking like corporate wandering minstrels.
- Stop microwaving fish in the communal kitchen! I don’t need to explain why.
- Make antiperspirant and deodorant your friend. You won’t be able to smell yourself. But we can. You have no right to declare chemical warfare and bioterrorism on your colleagues. And yes, we are talking about you behind your back because we don’t know how to tell you that you smell.
- Stop your sinus snorting and sniffling. e with delicate sensibilities hate this. Go to the restrooms and blow your nose.
Which one is the worst one for you, friends?
